Zombie Cat’s Crazy Crap Predictions make their TaoCraft Tarot Debut

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We’ll give Zombie Cat his formal introduction to TaoCraft Tarot a little later. Short version: Zombie Cat was inspired by Shrodinger’s famous thought experiment, an episode of “Menage A Tarot” podcast and the simple question “Why not both?”

You can order Zombie Cat’s yes-or-no readings anytime in the shop, but every now and again Zombie Cat shambles out of the shadows and gives yes-or-no readings for free in the form of anonymous blog posts. Ask Zombie Cat anything. Who knows what kind of answer you will get, but you will get an answer that is 100% absolutely guaranteed to contain words and maybe even whole sentences. Anything else, there is at least a 50% chance of it being dead wrong.

To get a FREE yes-or-no Tarot Reading for NEW YEAR 2019:

  1. Email a yes or no question to TaoCraftTarot@gmail.com
  2. Subscribe to the (also free) TaoCraftTarot Blog with the handy “follow” button over there in the right hand column —–>
  3. Look for your answer in the blog. (it won’t contain any names or way to individually identify you…so no worries. You’ll have full plausible deniability)
  4. Offer ends December 31, 2018

 

Entertainment only. No monetary value. Use at your own risk. I mean, it says ZOMBIE right there in the name.
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I read Tarot, write stuff and make things. Secular Humanist, coffee loving, knitting, lgbtquia2+ ally.